I made this grate pattern for my water pump, but it also looks really good in paths.
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I made this grate pattern for my water pump, but it also looks really good in paths.
Like/reblog if you use; credit if you need to
People who are, like, casually well off terrify me.
My sisters’ family has tons of money and they were like, “We didn’t have time to get you much because we didn’t know you were coming!” and it was like $200 worth of stuff.
Even the fucking gift bag was like this fancy twelve dollar thing. What the fuck. It’s paper, my man. And not to sound ungrateful, but like, this stuff was too dumb to be how expensive it was. Imagine buying someone $40.00 hand towels. Like, why?
You know that picture of Justin Bieber where someone is thirsting after him and a person replies “you can find three dudes who look exactly like this at any gas station” that’s how I feel whenever any of you post about Timothée Chalamet except replace gas station with 100-level philosophy course
I don’t give a fuck about Netflix!!
I’m here to get nutted in. I’m a grown ass woman.
Put it in.
It’s 1:11am and I’m up breastfeeding for the 3rd time
Don’t fuckin listen to me. Just watch the movie
Life comes at you fast
I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.
you shoulda killed him just as a power move
me: i’m sure plenty of people burst into tears when someone is nice to them
my therapist:

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve
me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery